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The Complete Guide to Everything
 
 
The Complete Guide to Everything*
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1. The Bachelor
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In this episode Tom and Tim discuss the hit reality show ‘The Bachelor’, America’s favorite sex-free 20 hour porn movie. Also discussed…
Olympic Fever Finally Subsides
Tom’s Strong Opinions on The Bachelor
Pooping Your Way Into Show Business
Tim and Tom Stop Solving On
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Published on Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:26:50 +0000 - 30 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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2. Cruises
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In this episode we talk about cruises, and Tom shares anecdotes from his recent vacation on board a luxury cruise. Also:
- the arduous process of recording a weekly podcast
- the perils of fame
- jumping overboard is not a good idea
- treating limo drivers with respect by never shooting them
- TCGTE
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Published on Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:20:08 +0000 - 37 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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3. Mass Transit
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In this episode we cover the mass transit system. Topics include:
* TCGTE on location
* Bus smarts
* Bus Studies/Bust Studies
* Buses driven by children
* Throwing up on hambones
* Wearing velcro shoes and maternity jeans
* TV’s Clark Kent invented the Segway
* Amateur Rocketeers
* Hiding hobo
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Published on Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:33:50 +0000 - 25 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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4. Winter Olympics (Super Late Updated Version)
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*Please excuse the lateness of this episode. Tim’s not so smart when it comes to the internet. Next episode will be up at the regular time.
In this very special 2010 Winter Olympic preview episode, Tom tries to keep Tim’s Olympic Fever in check while they discuss:
* the inspirational bo
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Published on Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:18:14 +0000 - 24 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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5. The Grammy Awards
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In this one we mostly just complain like old men about the state of pop music today.
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift
Pink
Black Eyed Peas
Michael Jackson
With a special appearance by Jedward.
We also answer advice and give updates about how great our advice has turned out so far. There may also be an appear
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Published on Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:41:29 +0000 - 36 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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6. Lost
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Tim’s Confused
Translating Lost to Other Languages
The X-Files and Terminators
Tim’s Too Poor for a DVR
Heroes
We Speculate the Big Final Reveal
Why They Keep Kate Around
How We’ll Boost the Ratings
Stub Seasons
Adam Has Dinner with Dr. Jack Shepard
A Tease to Tom’s Reoccurr
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Published on Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:09:05 +0000 - 30 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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7. Diets
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Our obese listeners
Long haired hippie girls riding horses
Gross diet pills
Bikinis with diapers built in
Clammy pervert hands
Dee Snider at Starbucks
Terrible impulses
Illicit bathroom activities
The Gauntlet
Special celebrity ghost
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Published on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:51:04 +0000 - 35 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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8. Fast Food
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Tim wins TCGTE’s #1 fan contest
Method podcasting
White Castle destroys us
Tim eats too much candy
The Stepford A&W Employees
KFC’s Secrets Recipe (Hint: It’s racism)
Where’s the Beef Lady Strikes Out on Her Own
Free Marketing Idea: Haunted Wendy’s
Taco Bell Literal
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Published on Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:58:28 +0000 - 36 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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9. Being Sick
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This week:
Tom is sick and complains about it
Neti pots
English as a second language
Americans using slang from other countries
New Year’s Eve drum solo
TCGTE sitar and didgeridoo episodes
Buying pseudoephedrine
Time travel art fraud
Naked lady art class
The “Empty Suitcase” method
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Published on Sun, 10 Jan 2010 21:08:59 +0000 - 35 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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10. 2010 (or, Twenty-Ben: The Year of the Milkernet)
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In this episode, stuff happens:
Tom talks like Oprah
Charles Shultz was a jerk
Going out Thelma and Louise style
Big plans for TCGTE!!
Back to the Future 2 Becoming Reality
Awful 80s Nostalgia
Creepy Japanese Robots
Society’s unfair treatment of Ben Affleck
Nostradamus was a jerk
Remakes of mo
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Published on Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:08:33 +0000 - 26 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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