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Norm Augustinus
 
Norm Augustinus
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Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. |
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© 2010 Norm Augustinus/NormAugustinus.com
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1. For Your Safety!
| You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on.
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| Published on Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:21:09 GMT - 30 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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2. Oven Lovin'
| Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly!
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| Published on Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:10:25 GMT - 33 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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3. Easy Rider!
| Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more!
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| Published on Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:35:25 GMT - 32 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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4. Pink Hammer!
| His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms near the stream alongside the tree stump, try breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation!
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| Published on Fri, 06 Aug 2010 07:45:25 GMT - 33 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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5. I Smell Gash!
| I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars!
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| Published on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:44:25 GMT - 33 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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6. Walkie Talkie Humpie!
| My hotel/motel super heavy lead smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival and the bottle of cherry wine, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her painted turtle and much more!
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| Published on Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:24:25 GMT - 31 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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7. Save The Hot Dogs!
| I make an emergency trip to the house of my grandmother and on the way to Miami I'm thrown one situation after another. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself.
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| Published on Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:01:05 GMT - 31 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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8. Fuse Box Fun!
| How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more!
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| Published on Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:26:55 GMT - 33 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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9. Emma's Panties!
| The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more!
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| Published on Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:26:55 GMT - 33 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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10. House of Sex!
| Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE!
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| Published on Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:26:55 GMT - 29 MB Format: MPEG Audio
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